- i LOVE labor and delivery! i would do it 100 times if i was a much more easy going mom. i have "pushed" a total of 4 times...all 3 kids combined!
- i hate cockroaches!!! if i see one and it disappears, i can't sleep until it is flushed down the toilet. my body starts to feel little tickles all over and i can't handle it! i once woke up with one staring at me on my pillow 3 inches from my face! we're not dirty, it's the irrigation.
- i absolutely love attention, but don't put me on a stage (or in front of a beehive class for that matter) i completely clam up!
- i cry every time i see my little brother, k.c., in the temple. EVERY TIME. i don't know why it happens and it only happens with him, sorry sweetie.
- i have done dishes less than 10 times in my home since i've been married. yep ladies, going on 8 years! either my house really is that gross or i have an AMAZING husband that does them without being asked EVERY night...i love him!
- i still wax eyebrows in my home on a regular basis, but i have not had my own waxed since beauty school...8 years ago. i am too chicken to do it myself and too cheap to go find someone.
- i faked appendicitis the week before 7th grade started and i actually got it out. i'm not sure if my parents ever figured this out, but being in the medical profession, i'm sure they did. and if not, they'll know now. sorry guys. i have tried to figure this whole thing out through the years and a have narrowed it down to this: i love attention and i had to get creative sometimes being the 8th kiddo in the fam!
Love to all...hope it was enlightening and you haven't lost total respect for me...anyone know a good shrink?
7 comments:
What? You actually had your appendix removed? For nothing?
And don't you know that flushing a cockroach is only sending him back to his homeland?? He is now gathering an army and will strike back with full-force. Watch out.
Kaylani -- Love you!
I NEVER knew that you faked this... Doctors don't really do uneccessary sugery's and as a mom, I don't like even paying for the real ones, so how, please explain, did you fake appedicitis and be successful?
Amen to the roaches... they are simply nasty and created on accident, I am sure of it!
Cute Kaylani. I love what Jennifer said about the roaches homeland. Haha!
Kaylani...
Yes, I definitely know a good shrink! hahaha
I can't believe you faked appendicitis. They wouldn't have operated unless your white blood count was elevated so how did you pull that one off?
You crack me up. And sweetie, I am glad you like labor and delivery. Speaking for those of us who go through hours on end... you just need to have more kids so we don't have to! :-)
Love ya!
incredible! i never knew anyone who loved pain so much that they would BEG for surgery AND love going through labor! you must be one-in-a-million! :)
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